Yo Mama is so big her belly button's got an echo.
Yo Mama is so big she shows up on radar.
Yo Mama is so big she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo Mama is so big they had to baptize her at sea world
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You chase cars and bark at them, you neanderthal, fungus gulping, dog licking unacknowledged bastard of a nehilistic accountant.
You should have been swallowed, not conceived, you silly walking, ear wax sucking, monkey whacking, hermetically sealed materfamilias of Beaver Cleaver.
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That boy's about as sharp as the leading edge of a BB.
Her underarms are so hairy, she looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.
If I had a brother like you, I'd put myself up for adoption.
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