"First bike in over 15 years. Put 6000 miles on since May. Ride to work 25 miles one way. Love it!!" Man of few words, so ... Another installment of * Deep Thoughts *... By Jack Handy. If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.