CATHOLIC HATS

Check out the links below for some background before viewing the demonstration.

Unless you were bored and raised by PENGUINS, you may not be aware that heirarchy in the Catholic priesthood is determined by the size of the  (Don't go there - I promise you WILL rot in hell) hats.  CLICK the appropriate links on the left for a demonstration. Once all selections have been viewed, you may consider yourself an "expert" at determining whose (Once again, oh ye foul minded spawn of SATAN, don't even think of going there) ring you must kiss to enter the GATES of HEAVEN.

PS ... I've known I'm going to HELL since I was 7 years old, so don't lose any sleep worrying about my eternal soul. Actually, I find it takes the pressure off ; party now, pay later !  CLICK HERE for the full gruesome story.